Chapter 16

Not only did God create the world, says Calvin, he also sustains the world and keeps it spinning. Now, deistic types of people, seem to think that God just wound up the planet and all its creatures and let it rip. But, Calvin thinks that God sustains every aspect of the world via his power and providence. God does not just participate in general providence, but in particular providence. He loves the details!

So, God is basically like an hyperactive landlord. He keeps everything running tip-top.

 Um, there are a few problems herein:

• The Earth is slowing down. 
• The Earth's air conditioner is busted. 
• Where did all the bees go?
• This guy.